My boyfriend and I have spent the last half an hour coming up with funny articles that'd come up in a newspaper aimed at dogs (which I assume would be called 'Pee Today' , 'The Daily Growl' or 'Cosmopawlitan').
I wondered if anyone else had some funny article names?
Our favourites are below!
- This weeks pull out supplement - 'treats' how small is too small?
- How to know if your owner is holding out on you: What's in the fridge?!
- 'Cat's' - what do they know and how do we catch them
- What your bark says about you - full article on page 6
- Why that bitch isn't sniffing your butt
- Leads - why biting them is the latest trend
- The hidden nutrients in the festering ground water in your garden
- PUP INSIDER: The real reason they don't want you peeing in the house
- House Plants - What do they want and how to eat them
- 'Yelping' - a puppy's guide to be dramatic AF
- Puppy Dog eyes - overrated or reliable asset?
- Why we deserve treats EVERY TIME
Can't wait to see some other ideas to cheer up a Wednesday afternoon!